novel ideas

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets