Heroes, the lot of them.

Heroes, the lot of them.

When your math professor fails at life

When your math professor fails at life

We know that’s not a dog, sir.

We know that’s not a dog, sir.

Want an ice cream sammie? get a job

Want an ice cream sammie? get a job

No. Call the men in black

No. Call the men in black

There is hope for humanity

There is hope for humanity

Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party

Ain’t no part like a donkey kong party

not dead yet

some dogs just want to watch the world burn

some dogs just want to watch the world burn

There’s no going back

There’s no going back

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

what, you really thought this was the last one?

what, you really thought this was the last one?

better have my breadsticks

better have my breadsticks

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman

From mayor of flavortown to insurance salesman