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holy bird

holy bird
when the sky does you a bamboozle :(
when the sky does you a bamboozle :(
I love this time of year.
I love this time of year.
MRW my wife says I need to be looking for a new job but also need to come to bed because it’s late
MRW my wife says I need to be looking for a new job but also need to come to bed because it’s late
Oh Dad. I expected nothing less.
Oh Dad. I expected nothing less.
Words.
Words.
Escape velocities for each planet.
Escape velocities for each planet.
Alaskans know how to properly recycle.
Alaskans know how to properly recycle.
awarded to the best
awarded to the best
Tree trunk chair
Tree trunk chair
How avocados taste
How avocados taste
Brave dog steals kitty food
Brave dog steals kitty food
They don’t even know…
They don’t even know…
Kummerspeck (noun)
Kummerspeck (noun)
Thanks For Seeing Me
Thanks For Seeing Me
Word
Word
28%2C001+plastic+dicks+lost+in+the+sea.
28,001 plastic dicks lost in the sea.
You+will+never+be+this+cool.
You will never be this cool.
%23YOLOSCHWAGFORJESUS
#YOLOSCHWAGFORJESUS
It+could+be+worse.
It could be worse.
Join the conversation
Take+all+my+money.
Take all my money.
Honest+Abe.
Honest Abe.
I+had+no+idea+this+existed+in+.gif+format%21
I had no idea this existed in .gif format!
Cats.
Cats.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+care.
I don’t care.
The+most+interesting+measuring+cup+in+the+world.
The most interesting measuring cup in the world.
Real+life+facts.
Real life facts.
DO+SHE+GOT+A+BOOTY%3F%21
DO SHE GOT A BOOTY?!