This is not ideal, for anyone.

This is not ideal, for anyone.

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

but… but… what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf?

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

‘family’

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

this is me

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

never trust l’otters

never trust l’otters

new life motto