2021 Bingo

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

qr codes will never run out

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

goblins don’t watch netflix

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

the coolest dog at the bar

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer