Thank you for your service.

Thank you for your service.

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

just one?

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?