An alleged human broke into an apiary in Texas and burned 600,000 bees.

An alleged human broke into an apiary in Texas and burned 600,000 bees.

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

dinner and show

dinner and show

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

you had a good run

you had a good run

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system