“oh i just told a few (dozen) of my friends”

Let me see your phone…

Let me see your phone…

Money is easy when morals are low.

Money is easy when morals are low.

Elon Musk’s Day vs. My Day

Elon Musk’s Day vs. My Day

Seahorse carrying a Q-tip for some reason.

Seahorse carrying a Q-tip for some reason.

I don’t know who to cheer for :/

I don’t know who to cheer for :/

Dealing with things

Dealing with things

Single, but never alone.

Single, but never alone.

Two incidents within days of each other. We are regressing, we need to fix this.

Two incidents within days of each other. We are regressing, we need to fix this.

Sneaky pupper seizes an opportunity.

Sneaky pupper seizes an opportunity.

Subway in Russia is glamorous AF

Subway in Russia is glamorous AF

FaceID challenge accepted.

FaceID challenge accepted.

Face transplant recipient one year later.

Face transplant recipient one year later.

Maple Belgian Waffle Cake. Yes.

Maple Belgian Waffle Cake. Yes.

Cows are big rainbow fans, apparently.

Cows are big rainbow fans, apparently.

This is what it’s like when worlds collide.

This is what it’s like when worlds collide.