oh no, it fell into my mouth…
All you need is the right motivation.
Star Wars Parkour
When people ask about last years resolution…
As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.
Use the right onion.
Chess set made entirely of dead mice.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota…
You’ve been avoiding me.
When did this become hotter?!
A unicorn with a rhinestone heart who farts skittles.
This dog knows what he’s doing
The risk is too high.
How to ruin the mood.