oh no…what a shame…the really loud one that you use every other second? Darn…

…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?

…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?

You won’t believe what time it is.

You won’t believe what time it is.

If it works, it works…

If it works, it works…

Is it me you’re lookin’ for?

Is it me you’re lookin’ for?

Toot that thing!

Toot that thing!

Sobering news you could use…

Sobering news you could use…

There is absolutely no reason to visit this cursed land down under.

There is absolutely no reason to visit this cursed land down under.

…happy little trees.

…happy little trees.

Another shade of going green.

Another shade of going green.

Book’em Danno.

Book’em Danno.

Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977

Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face during a television interview while on her crusade across the country to do away with the homosexuals circa 1977

Chase the sheep, I will.

Chase the sheep, I will.

I wanna see the world!

I wanna see the world!

Yes, thank you. Talk soon.

Yes, thank you. Talk soon.

Great Thunberg circa 1899 before she time traveled to the future.

Great Thunberg circa 1899 before she time traveled to the future.