oh samwise you know the right words to say <3

Fun with Google.

Fun with Google.

First Moon Party.

First Moon Party.

Do it, I dare you

Do it, I dare you

Yo mamma

I love Rodney’s sign in Archer.

I love Rodney’s sign in Archer.

Pressure washing Mount Rushmore.

Pressure washing Mount Rushmore.

The Mighty Portuguese Man-of-War

The Mighty Portuguese Man-of-War

My wallet…

Somebody around here has a sense of humor.

Somebody around here has a sense of humor.

I killed a man.

I killed a man.

Such nice boys.

Such nice boys.

I’ve got 99 problems

I’ve got 99 problems

Man cave rules in the bathroom of my local bar.

Man cave rules in the bathroom of my local bar.

Did it hurt?

How to be successful.

How to be successful.