oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

i would trust dolly parton to save the world

i would trust dolly parton to save the world

can someone just paraphrase it for me?

can someone just paraphrase it for me?

this is a good take

this is a good take

lemon meringuin

lemon meringuin

now that i have your attention, i quit

now that i have your attention, i quit

the world’s most dangerous tree

the world’s most dangerous tree

or the best decision ever

or the best decision ever

an oldie but still a goodie

an oldie but still a goodie

i’d give him all the pets

i’d give him all the pets

he lived over a year without a heart

he lived over a year without a heart

I’ve never used this word… until now!

I’ve never used this word… until now!

thank you for the tip!

thank you for the tip!

there’s always that one sibling that just can’t help themselves

there’s always that one sibling that just can’t help themselves

wife included

yes, this is a real animal

yes, this is a real animal