oh yeah, totally read that one

Seize the day, Laura.

Seize the day, Laura.

If Michael Scott worked at Planned Parenthood…

If Michael Scott worked at Planned Parenthood…

Intelligence is as intelligence does.

Intelligence is as intelligence does.

Obviously not donating enough to the Wikipedia foundation… also.

Obviously not donating enough to the Wikipedia foundation… also.

Apparently you can use your stimulus check for a new pet.

Apparently you can use your stimulus check for a new pet.

Quarantine in Kenya seems pretty cool.

Quarantine in Kenya seems pretty cool.

A horse is a horse, of course; Of course.

A horse is a horse, of course; Of course.

Canine cartography is a learned art.

Canine cartography is a learned art.

Circa 16th century Baltic Germans were fashionistas.

Circa 16th century Baltic Germans were fashionistas.

Macca’s in Australia sells food essentials.

Macca’s in Australia sells food essentials.

Seth Rogan, Snoop Dogg, and Wiz Khalifa are practicing social distancing together today.

Seth Rogan, Snoop Dogg, and Wiz Khalifa are practicing social distancing together today.

Al Bean is going to need more meat balls. Over.

Al Bean is going to need more meat balls. Over.

Human beings are like LEGO, don’t thread on them.

Human beings are like LEGO, don’t thread on them.

Gertrude Abercrombie, Three Cats (a reproduction)

Gertrude Abercrombie, Three Cats (a reproduction)

A mother protec.

A mother protec.