Oh cat… you tried.
It’s Britney, bitch.
Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…
The things we put up with for silence.
Could you not, Helen?!
There’s always money in the banana stand…
No back out at checkout, Madre.
You can’t just be doing that, bud.
The Big Bang Theory did it first?
United we stand, though.
Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
Beware the tit.
PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.
you’re a pig, harry
a tougher decision than it should be
Join the conversation
light. stays. off
guys want the same thing
i bet they both could fit
goth clowns only
for when you need energy fast