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Me after my second glass of wine.

Me after my second glass of wine.
qr codes will never run out
qr codes will never run out
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks
everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks
you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long
you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long
metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans
metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans
goblins don’t watch netflix
goblins don’t watch netflix
a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong
a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong
a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….
a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….
The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!
The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer
sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer
the coolest dog at the bar
the coolest dog at the bar
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
your driving test is all about the cones
your driving test is all about the cones
My+body+is+a+temple.
My body is a temple.
Birds+are+not+pets.
Birds are not pets.
Lightening+round%21
Lightening round!
Classy%26%238230%3B
Classy…
Join the conversation
Those+are+fighting+sniffs%26%238230%3B
Those are fighting sniffs…
I%26%238217%3Bm+loving+it%21
I’m loving it!
A+classic+blunder.
A classic blunder.
Tweeting+on+unholy+land.
Tweeting on unholy land.
good+mornling+fren.
good mornling fren.
Curiosity+and+persistence+matter.
Curiosity and persistence matter.
Someone+take+the+wheel%3F
Someone take the wheel?
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+for+the+year+2525%2C+personally.
I can’t wait for the year 2525, personally.