Hmm… maybe I don’t feel like stealing after all…

Hmm... maybe I don't feel like stealing after all...

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

just one?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go