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who starts a conversation like that?

who starts a conversation like that?
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
lol france
lol france
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
You’re right, I’m not
You’re right, I’m not
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
They had to say something, right?
They had to say something, right?
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
The only good use of the butterfly effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
Good-bye forever, keys
Good-bye forever, keys
*anxiety sets in*
*anxiety sets in*
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Words.
Words.
God+Bless+the+%26%238216%3BMurica
God Bless the ‘Murica
Alien+love.
Alien love.
Babe%2C+no.
Babe, no.
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+surprised+more+people+don%26%238217%3Bt+love+science.
I’m surprised more people don’t love science.
Being+gay+is+fine.+You+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+not+fine%3F
Being gay is fine. You know what’s not fine?
Mario+meets+Pacman.
Mario meets Pacman.
My+hips+don%26%238217%3Bt+lie.
My hips don’t lie.
Ted%26%238217%3Bs+Grandpa.
Ted’s Grandpa.
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+king+of+the+world%21
I’m the king of the world!
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+problem+solver%26%238230%3B
I’m a problem solver…
Which+is+it%2C+Mr.+President%3F
Which is it, Mr. President?