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Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
A man and his bears.
A man and his bears.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
So hipster.
So hipster.
Real men don’t use doors.
Real men don’t use doors.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Words.
Words.
no+shit
no shit
twinsies
twinsies
name+a+more+iconic+ford
name a more iconic ford
buying+therapy+sword%2C+today%21
buying therapy sword, today!
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it+figured+out+where+the+all+you+can+eat+trash+buffet+is
it figured out where the all you can eat trash buffet is
well+this+is+depressing
well this is depressing
never+trust+l%26%238217%3Botters
never trust l’otters
make+it+stop
make it stop
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+escape+us
you can’t escape us
let+ralph+ride
let ralph ride
when+you+forget+to+charge+your+phone
when you forget to charge your phone
this+makes+so+much+sense
this makes so much sense