On life and time.

world’s greatest waffle maker

costco doesn’t retake your membership photo if you sneeze

maybe you should open a haunted house with that lawn

autobots in disguise

a happy cliche

one whole egg

an excellent shot

matching rims

villain origin story

love is a… battlefield

very verrrrrrrry old

unaffordable european vacation

late night applebees

life insurance for men

this person needed to hang a sign because people kept hitting their head going down the stairs