Feeling Lucky?

one looks cute, the other just woke up from an all-night bender

You can never be too careful these days.
You can never be too careful these days.
Contact lens jewelry.
Contact lens jewelry.
The most beautiful words in the English language.
The most beautiful words in the English language.
Things I like about coffee.
Things I like about coffee.
Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.
Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.
I like food and sleep.
I like food and sleep.
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
Two possibilities exist…
Two possibilities exist…
After a long month of No Shave November, I just saw this…
After a long month of No Shave November, I just saw this…
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
Never turn down tea if it’s offered…
Never turn down tea if it’s offered…
If you’re ever homeless…
If you’re ever homeless…
Dang it Michael!
Dang it Michael!
One of my favorite movie quotes of all time
One of my favorite movie quotes of all time
The real Fun Size
The real Fun Size
Phone+is+life.
Phone is life.
Whoms+body%3F
Whoms body?
oui+oui%2C+we+must+inflict+the+tasty+pain.
oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.
Splish+splash+mixing+potions+in+the+bath%26%238230%3B
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
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Beware+the+fingies.
Beware the fingies.
%2Abites+apple%2A
*bites apple*
Written+in+stone.
Written in stone.
The+one+that+got+away%26%238230%3B
The one that got away…
The+case+of+the+missing+bagel%26%238230%3B
The case of the missing bagel…
Kelly+is+all+of+us.
Kelly is all of us.
And+now%26%238230%3B+WE+DANCE
And now… WE DANCE
You+keep+using+that+word%26%238230%3B
You keep using that word…