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one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

now thats a tall glass of water
now thats a tall glass of water
I’m only $9 short
I’m only $9 short
oh no…what a shame…
oh no…what a shame…
its adorable and embodies me at work
its adorable and embodies me at work
brb getting myself a cowboy
brb getting myself a cowboy
it’s showtime
it’s showtime
this drives me crazy
this drives me crazy
at least that means I’m somebody’s treasure
at least that means I’m somebody’s treasure
my mother would be disappointed in my diet
my mother would be disappointed in my diet
I have a great personalities
I have a great personalities
then they catch the candybar at the cashier when it’s too late
then they catch the candybar at the cashier when it’s too late
its me, I’m cat
its me, I’m cat
introverted otter
introverted otter
maximum security
maximum security
do you think they’d allow carryons
do you think they’d allow carryons
I+have+eliminated+all+of+the+juice%21
I have eliminated all of the juice!
Now+go+do+your+homework%26%238230%3B
Now go do your homework…
Famous+gingers.
Famous gingers.
Ewwww%26%238230%3B
Ewwww…
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The+dog+speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
Like+a+boss.
Like a boss.
Kiteboarding+hurricane+Irene.
Kiteboarding hurricane Irene.
Good+vs.+evil+cat.
Good vs. evil cat.
Foundation+of+any+relationship.
Foundation of any relationship.
Fountain+of+bacon%3F+Yes+please.
Fountain of bacon? Yes please.
Monorail+cat.
Monorail cat.
May+I+take+your+order%3F
May I take your order?