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only the coolest kids wore these jeans

if serotonin had a mascot
if serotonin had a mascot
we walked, twerked, then moonwalked
we walked, twerked, then moonwalked
“them ankles look seasoned”
“them ankles look seasoned”
i forgot what i forgot
i forgot what i forgot
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
heatstroke? not on my ranch
heatstroke? not on my ranch
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
they named it on their lunch break
they named it on their lunch break
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
runs on lettuce and ambition
runs on lettuce and ambition
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
no thoughts, just happy slime
no thoughts, just happy slime
Delivering Heavy Landmarks
Delivering Heavy Landmarks
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
sometimes+it+feels+that+way
sometimes it feels that way
thanks+i+hate+this+a+lot
thanks i hate this a lot
with+drops+of+stupider+in+her+hair%26%238230%3B
with drops of stupider in her hair…
captcha+needs+to+start+doing+this
captcha needs to start doing this
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even+dirt+has+its+uses
even dirt has its uses
from+wearing+the+pylon+to+wearing+a+pilot+uniform
from wearing the pylon to wearing a pilot uniform
inner+peace
inner peace
that%26%238217%3Bs+bears%2C+dholes%2C+and+humans%2C+primarily
that’s bears, dholes, and humans, primarily
hopefully+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+absorbent%26%238230%3B
hopefully it’s not absorbent…
10+Memes+About+Aging+for+As+Young+As+You+Feel+Day%21
10 Memes About Aging for As Young As You Feel Day!
a+truly+humbling+experience
a truly humbling experience
that%26%238217%3Bs+precisely+it
that’s precisely it