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Opening The Cookie Jar

Opening The Cookie Jar
You idiot.
You idiot.
This is what YOLO really means.
This is what YOLO really means.
Poor brontosaurus.
Poor brontosaurus.
My cat dreams of the Olympics.
My cat dreams of the Olympics.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
I hate when people pour my cereal.
Iceberg!
Iceberg!
Ignorance.
Ignorance.
I can’t be the only one…
I can’t be the only one…
When my girlfriend pocket dials me.
When my girlfriend pocket dials me.
Why aren’t you dating anyone?
Why aren’t you dating anyone?
Aberkitty.
Aberkitty.
Food tips that make life easier.
Food tips that make life easier.
Oh heyyyy!
Oh heyyyy!
I barfed.
I barfed.
Time War.
Time War.
A+casket%2C+for+two%26%238230%3B
A casket, for two…
Do+you+hear+the+people+sing%3F++Singing+a+song+of+angry+men%3F
Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men?
C+for+effort.
C for effort.
The+1960%26%238217%3Bs+were+not+know+for+their+safety+standards%26%238230%3B
The 1960’s were not know for their safety standards…
Join the conversation
Keep+it+professional.
Keep it professional.
Could+be+worth+it.
Could be worth it.
Bruv%2C+we+missed+my+stop%26%238230%3B
Bruv, we missed my stop…
Louis%2C+I+think+this+is+the+beginning+of+a+beautiful+friendship%26%238230%3B
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship…
That%26%238217%3Bll+do%2C+pig.
That’ll do, pig.
Smuggle+the+smol+ones.
Smuggle the smol ones.
The+Mighty+Australian+Road+Train.
The Mighty Australian Road Train.
So+you%26%238217%3Bre+sayin%26%238217%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+girl%26%238230%3B
So you’re sayin’ it’s a girl…