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plot twist

plot twist
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
sometimes you have to be lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
after a day of clowning around
after a day of clowning around
its all in how you market it
its all in how you market it
never tell me the odds…
never tell me the odds…
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
this always mildly pleases me
this always mildly pleases me
as long as I can steal their fries…
as long as I can steal their fries…
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
the most secure network on the planet
the most secure network on the planet
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Join the conversation
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…