Avoid monkeys at all costs.
If baby meerkats asked me to murder my family, I would.
Just act like nothing happened.
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
The border between Canada and the U.S.
Martin Shkreli has a bride in hell
You’re just on the wrong planet
Eyewitness corroborates Ryan Lochte’s robbery story
A fan asked Bill Murray to sign his Forehead , he responded beautifully.
Girl at the beach thought my son was cute. I think he knows what he’s doing.
How IT professionals see end users
Life tip if you ever feel lonely
Party hard wayne
Don’t poke my tripwires.
Three Stages of Drinking