My favorite knock knock joke.
Color by numbers
What do you play? The clarinet, you? I PLAY THE HAMMER.
That just about sums up my resolutions…
Kissing a perfect 10
It’s just one of those days.
When you start paying your own energy bill.
If you love them let them nap
There was a kidnapping at school today.
There is always that one guy…
Microscopic picture of a guitar string
Concussion Dwight was the best Dwight.
When nerds unite.
Never forget, Grandma
Who’s this dude in your office bulking up at 10am?
Join the conversation
Joan Crawford’s rules for throwing a party still hold up today
mood: anne hathaway holding a knife and laughing
Maximize your lumber.
Get out of here with your logic, Ben.
This pile of cash is the Venezuelan equivalent of one US dollar.