Meanwhile, on Craigslist…

Well.. that's awkward.. *moonwalks away*

Japanese brewing and distilling company Suntory creates CNC milled ice sculptures

Do Things With Your Life

Recently moved to Colorado, my Grandmother smoked Pot legally for the first time. She has been listening to a dubstep Frank Sinatra song on repeat for an hour and a half.

Rudolph! Nooo!

Ten Points To Gryffindor

Is Your Steak Done?

Getting real sick of your shit Siri

Just let me grill in peace please

Texas then and now

true

Dad’s not joking…

It’s good to be home!

Happy Birthday!

Utmost certainty