% Feeling Lucky? %

RIP my love life.

RIP my love life.
Pancake pops!
Pancake pops!
Imagine.
Imagine.
Things I learned from my father.
Things I learned from my father.
Kung Fu Grandpa in the parking lot.
Kung Fu Grandpa in the parking lot.
Amish Segway.
Amish Segway.
Nyan gato.
Nyan gato.
RIP Richard Griffiths.
RIP Richard Griffiths.
He wears your grandad’s clothes…
He wears your grandad’s clothes…
Who made your zipper?
Who made your zipper?
Presidential troll.
Presidential troll.
When you smell your boyfriends colon…
When you smell your boyfriends colon…
I just hear that word and I shudder…
I just hear that word and I shudder…
Celebrities without teeth.
Celebrities without teeth.
Find the others.
Find the others.
Are you afraid of heights?
Are you afraid of heights?
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Join the conversation
He%26%238217%3Bs+the+king+of+the+world.
He’s the king of the world.
I+think+your+dad+is+just+worried+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+take+care+of+yourself%2C+either+way.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
I+would+eat+this+sopa.
I would eat this sopa.
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.