RIP my love life.
Things I learned from my father.
Kung Fu Grandpa in the parking lot.
RIP Richard Griffiths.
He wears your grandad’s clothes…
Who made your zipper?
When you smell your boyfriends colon…
I just hear that word and I shudder…
Celebrities without teeth.
Find the others.
Are you afraid of heights?
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Seems like a real page turner.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Join the conversation
He’s the king of the world.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his rÃ©sumÃ©, circa 1974.
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
I would eat this sopa.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.