the perfect tweet for modern times

the perfect tweet for modern times

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

legalize it

nothing. carry on

nothing. carry on

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

let them have their fun!

let them have their fun!

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

bought by purina, no doubt

bought by purina, no doubt

jenny’s number. i got it!

jenny’s number. i got it!

it’s been a really chalupoh no of a week

it’s been a really chalupoh no of a week

the patriarchy failed so…

the patriarchy failed so…

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

tony hawk architecture is the best architecture

tony hawk architecture is the best architecture

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe