the perfect tweet for modern times

the perfect tweet for modern times

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

and now so do i

and now so do i

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

miracle dog

you know the move

you know the move

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

i don’t want it

i don’t want it

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol