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the perfect tweet for modern times

the perfect tweet for modern times
Police trained in Morse Code
Police trained in Morse Code
Attack of the Thesaurus!
Attack of the Thesaurus!
Worldwide Problem Solving
Worldwide Problem Solving
How to cap off a year
How to cap off a year
Put the danger noodle down!
Put the danger noodle down!
The reason Jurassic Park didn’t suck.
The reason Jurassic Park didn’t suck.
Weakness
Weakness
Shep keeps it real with Hurricane Matthew
Shep keeps it real with Hurricane Matthew
Daenerys Targaryen cosplay
Daenerys Targaryen cosplay
XXX-Men
XXX-Men
Yellow
Yellow
Pulitzer-worthy investigation here
Pulitzer-worthy investigation here
That’s one way to get a date
That’s one way to get a date
My rented tuxedo had an extra tag on the inside jacket pocket to help me get through the wedding.
My rented tuxedo had an extra tag on the inside jacket pocket to help me get through the wedding.
You’re not the only one who loves Fall
You’re not the only one who loves Fall
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
We+should+try+this+on+covid%2C+I+mean+what+do+you+have+to+lose%26%238211%3B+I+know+I+would+want+it.+%26%238211%3B+The+Donald%2C+probably.
We should try this on covid, I mean what do you have to lose– I know I would want it. – The Donald, probably.
You+can+milk+anything+with+silk+sacks%26%238230%3B+Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
LET%26%238217%3BS+DO+THIS
LET’S DO THIS
Join the conversation
A+girl+and+her+cat%2C+England%2C+WWII.%2C+circish+1940
A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940
Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
Oil+on+linen%2C+allegedly.
Oil on linen, allegedly.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Sleep+sweet%2C+you+ruddy+bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
I+could+read+a+gaggle+of+books+here.
I could read a gaggle of books here.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
May+the+odds+be+ever+in+your+favor
May the odds be ever in your favor