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the perfect tweet for modern times

the perfect tweet for modern times
The tail has a mind of its own…
The tail has a mind of its own…
Meet your friendly neighbourhood Walmart robot called Todd.
Meet your friendly neighbourhood Walmart robot called Todd.
The world has lost control of its leaders…
The world has lost control of its leaders…
Pillage the local grocer, for good.
Pillage the local grocer, for good.
Blockbuster has finally given up the ghost. RIP in Be kind, rewind.
Blockbuster has finally given up the ghost. RIP in Be kind, rewind.
Hail bear bird.
Hail bear bird.
When teachers lose hope…
When teachers lose hope…
Alrighty then…
Alrighty then…
Mum got beano’d
Mum got beano’d
I suppose this is to be celebrated…
I suppose this is to be celebrated…
Manage your demons.
Manage your demons.
The Psychics are slinging the devils lettuce.
The Psychics are slinging the devils lettuce.
Aliens, and all that jazz, INC.
Aliens, and all that jazz, INC.
Drone shot of the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.
Drone shot of the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.
He’s so quiet over there in his corner…
He’s so quiet over there in his corner…