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Always have a contingency

Always have a contingency

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A horse plays frisbee, of course. Of course.
A horse plays frisbee, of course. Of course.
Human beings are like LEGO, don’t thread on them.
Human beings are like LEGO, don’t thread on them.
How Black Holes are Created, basically.
How Black Holes are Created, basically.
The polarity involved with opening the country…
The polarity involved with opening the country…
The physics of bee flying is chaos.
The physics of bee flying is chaos.
Sometimes you just thud the dog…
Sometimes you just thud the dog…
Brutal bread baking.
Brutal bread baking.
Best Interest at Heart, etc.
Best Interest at Heart, etc.
Horses are not great at jokes. Of course.
Horses are not great at jokes. Of course.
Former Chicago Resident
Former Chicago Resident
Dammit, bobby.
Dammit, bobby.
Some grocery store owners showing their gratitude.
Some grocery store owners showing their gratitude.
Bread is Art
Bread is Art
Tapping won’t get your venti frap to you any faster, Deborah.
Tapping won’t get your venti frap to you any faster, Deborah.
The thing about daddy issues…
The thing about daddy issues…
actually+adorable
actually adorable
is+that+so%3F
is that so?
just+giving+you+an+earworm%2C+nbd
just giving you an earworm, nbd
a+queen
a queen
Join the conversation
may+it+be+that+it+be+what+it+may
may it be that it be what it may
quit+horsin+around
quit horsin around
but+those+places+also+have+AMAZING+fish+n+chips
but those places also have AMAZING fish n chips
every+techbro+company
every techbro company
10+Clown+Memes+because+Life+is+a+Circus
10 Clown Memes because Life is a Circus
break+their+%26%238220%3Bclean+streak%26%238221%3B
break their “clean streak”
only+the+most+exquisite+excretions
only the most exquisite excretions
oh+lawd+yeah
oh lawd yeah