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When someone asks to use my laptop.
When someone asks to use my laptop.
Crushes through time.
Crushes through time.
The cutest hippo.
The cutest hippo.
Emoticon Bohemian Rhapsody.
Emoticon Bohemian Rhapsody.
…periodically.
…periodically.
Best Chinese fire-drill ever.
Best Chinese fire-drill ever.
So, Clark.
So, Clark.
My Little Avengers.
My Little Avengers.
The most powerful weapon.
The most powerful weapon.
I’m not so good at flirting…
I’m not so good at flirting…
Best pillow ever.
Best pillow ever.
Avengers fashion.
Avengers fashion.
I thought you were never ever coming home ever…
I thought you were never ever coming home ever…
Support Bras.
Support Bras.
Just a walrus practicing vocalizations.
Just a walrus practicing vocalizations.
I+regret+to+inform+you+the+internet+has+memes+about+beyond+meat%26%238217%3Bs+coo+biting+off+the+tip+of+another+man%26%238217%3Bs+nose
I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose
omg+so+cute%21
omg so cute!
i%26%238217%3Bm+sure+this+exists+in+some+game+somewhere
i’m sure this exists in some game somewhere
historical+thirst
historical thirst
Join the conversation
starts+with+a+%26%238220%3Bt%26%238221%3B+i+think
starts with a “t” i think
better+than+drugs+is+an+understatement
better than drugs is an understatement
somebody+once+told+me%26%238230%3B
somebody once told me…
gonna+sleep+so+good+i+go+back+in+time%21
gonna sleep so good i go back in time!
it%26%238217%3Bs+morphin%26%238217%3B+time%21
it’s morphin’ time!
if+only+powerball+dreams+came+true
if only powerball dreams came true
the+definition+is+in+the+spelling
the definition is in the spelling
women+inherit+the+earth
women inherit the earth