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Always have a contingency

Always have a contingency

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what is this math you speak of?
what is this math you speak of?
the bird added a little salt there
the bird added a little salt there
yasss
yasss
try and read this correctly on the first try
try and read this correctly on the first try
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
Jeff Bezos is the new dr. evil
they all fall down
they all fall down
the ducks are onto you
the ducks are onto you
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
just wait until he finds out about chili spaghetti
Serena Williams to the rescue
Serena Williams to the rescue
it’s gone forever
it’s gone forever
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
he made his choices, now he must live with those choices
he made his choices, now he must live with those choices
What is the name of this masterpiece?
What is the name of this masterpiece?
i just want to go to bed
i just want to go to bed
the perfect response
the perfect response
%2Araises+from+the+dead%2A
*raises from the dead*
2020+seems+lit+so+far.
2020 seems lit so far.
The+garbage+industry+is+booming.
The garbage industry is booming.
Bart+rulez
Bart rulez
Join the conversation
Come+again%3F
Come again?
All+wheels+go+to+heaven.
All wheels go to heaven.
Word+with+Friend
Word with Friend
Advanced+DEA
Advanced DEA
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fear+the+Reaper%26%238230%3B
Don’t fear the Reaper…
DIY+La+Croix
DIY La Croix
Keep+the+engine+running%21
Keep the engine running!
%26%238216%3BDo+you+have+insurance%3F%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+BayCare%2C+probably.
‘Do you have insurance?’ – BayCare, probably.