i was promised pizza, not a brother
Limited edition Coca-Cola Tic-tac
catte catte catte
This is what it’s like when chefs collude.
The Milky Way Galaxy via Mars
Linger longer, why don’t ya?
RIP in better luck next time.
Teach your children well.
Oil > lemonaide
Post-mortem space travel is unbelievable.
WAKE UP! Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
You’re never too old, and all that jazz.
Ted Cruz is the zodiac squatch.
On Enjoying Villains
Thanks Mike, it was nice having you.
I Love You Mom <3
Catch you on the flip side
DO NOT buy this book!
Join the conversation
Damn you, Madonna.
Sign guy on point
The Night King’s latest acquisition.
Just the tip…
It wasn’t me… I promise.
Frasier prescribes a deep burn
Long lost lovers dancing in the rain.