i was promised pizza, not a brother

i was promised pizza, not a brother

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

All hail the one true Tiger King.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

You can’t contain this.

You can’t contain this.

Masks are tricky, apparently.

Masks are tricky, apparently.

OK but what about the child brides?

OK but what about the child brides?

Pandemics are for poetry.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Don’t trust the goats, though.

Don’t trust the goats, though.

Electricity, a guide.

Electricity, a guide.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

Look at it differently.

Look at it differently.

OK but what about the gig workers?

OK but what about the gig workers?

Dad jokes…