“other than 5s?” – “other than 5s.” – “well everyone, let’s pack it up…”

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

how to get scammers to stop calling you with one easy sentence

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

real life battleship

real life battleship

but he won’t starve

but he won’t starve

i read this wrong, too

i read this wrong, too

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

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opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

drink alcohol to weigh birds

drink alcohol to weigh birds

ready for battle

ready for battle