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Wakey wakey eggs and bacon, children.

Wakey wakey eggs and bacon, children.
Michelin-starred malice
Michelin-starred malice
now accepting biscuits and compliments only
now accepting biscuits and compliments only
dryer’s starting a sock cult
dryer’s starting a sock cult
brutal honesty? comes in tiny Crocs
brutal honesty? comes in tiny Crocs
“available anytime”
“available anytime”
Lady-BUG
Lady-BUG
predictive tattoos are the new horoscope
predictive tattoos are the new horoscope
can’t read it? might eat it
can’t read it? might eat it
celestially unbothered
celestially unbothered
one-woman multiverse
one-woman multiverse
once upon a meh
once upon a meh
disappointment.exe.
disappointment.exe.
if it fits, it walks
if it fits, it walks
oui, I farted. professionally
oui, I farted. professionally
she felt love… and a bladder jab
she felt love… and a bladder jab
I+see+you+have+disabled+autocorrect%26%238230%3B
I see you have disabled autocorrect…
Unisex
Unisex
Stuck
Stuck
%2B86%2C400
+86,400
Join the conversation
A+warrior%26%238217%3Bs+song.
A warrior’s song.
Me+trying+to+keep+up+on+new+slang.
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
It%26%238217%3Bs+pretty+hot+in+my+room.
It’s pretty hot in my room.
I%26%238217%3Bm+still+fat.
I’m still fat.
AT+AT+afternoon
AT AT afternoon
The+evolution+of+Family+Guy+over+the+years
The evolution of Family Guy over the years
Correction%2C+you+love+ice+cream.
Correction, you love ice cream.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+watching%26%238230%3B
I’m not sure what I’m watching…