Not going to sleep tonight.

Not going to sleep tonight.

Just a dog eating a bacon strip

Just a dog eating a bacon strip

When you work night shifts and finally get holidays

When you work night shifts and finally get holidays

My primary source of income as a kid…

My primary source of income as a kid…

Hope, The boy who was accused of being a witch. Now vs. a year ago

Hope, The boy who was accused of being a witch. Now vs. a year ago

Call me a dictator, but it would save a lot of kids from terrible childhoods.

Call me a dictator, but it would save a lot of kids from terrible childhoods.

I can’t eat this now!

I can’t eat this now!

Breaking up over text is the worst

Breaking up over text is the worst

The best protester in Battery Park

The best protester in Battery Park

When you hear her calling someone else a good boy

When you hear her calling someone else a good boy

This is how crabs eat

This is how crabs eat

Health tips you actually want to hear.

Health tips you actually want to hear.

Oh Captain My Captain

Oh Captain My Captain

How else could I get pregnant?

How else could I get pregnant?

Don’t care who you are, let’s party!!

Don’t care who you are, let’s party!!

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