One Ring to nuke them all

One Ring to nuke them all

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.

So many texts with dog

So many texts with dog

It’s pretty hot in my room.

It’s pretty hot in my room.

I could bathe here.

I could bathe here.

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

I see you have disabled autocorrect…

With and without bees.

With and without bees.

AT AT afternoon

AT AT afternoon

More playgrounds should be like this.

More playgrounds should be like this.

I’m not sure what I’m watching…

I’m not sure what I’m watching…

Bruce Lee’s words will live forever.

Bruce Lee’s words will live forever.

Not where you want to be in life.

Not where you want to be in life.

Correction, you love ice cream.

Correction, you love ice cream.

Even she can see why.

Even she can see why.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

I’m still fat.

I’m still fat.