like a smoke alarm for when you’re in the bath

A sleeping diagram.

Auntie Brenda is full of it.

Ninja cat is a ninja

All in a nights work.

I don’t understand ride share opposition.

College is really important.

Going where? lol.

I went to law school for this.

Air Force One departs Las Vegas past the broken windows on the Mandalay Bay hotel

Snuggle Buddies For Life

dollar store crayons are gross

Rough life as a New York kid

Never bail on grandpa.

Find your happiness.

Jeremy Lin turns ex-NBA player Kenyon Martins claims of cultural appropriation back on him in the most respectful, kindest way possible