beefy seal, moody eel, and slight surreal

seat-uation impossible

step one: look at painting

press start to continue

prehistoric chomp-ion

breaking bed

eco-chic ambiance

slow fashion

stare patrol

push notifications off

fur-nished, apparently

nap tattoos

employee of the month, 180 A.D.

some logic needs sunglasses

system rooted in nature

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I wonder if my parents feel the same way
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Leg day struggles
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Freaking dads…
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A rare photo of the President taken with war correspondent Brian Williams
Join the conversation
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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
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This isn’t even my final form!
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Yesterday I swallowed food coloring…
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When you look up from your exam…
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This… this is how I flirt.
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Rob Lowe’s next commercial
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A poetic retelling of this morning by my cat, Liam Gallapurr.
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The sure to get your ass kicked bumper sticker