smart enough but miss red flags

floor so clean, it’s scary!

meowgical surprises every day

“dog’s name tattooed, mine misspelled”

scary outside, soft inside

one world, many fillings

no sun, just fun

now you can’t afford sneezing

the curse of snuggly hollow

energy drink vs herbal tea

elevator suddenly life’s best invention

twerking through the middle ages

bone to be wild

ghosting but with jazz hands

melatonin can’t fix this mess

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