have you tried turning me off again?

“wake up, bestie”

“i choose you!”

sweater with legs

anesthesia stole the laugh gas

may every usb flip wrong, three times

your story’s great, my survival’s greater

the only traffic is candy lane

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welcome to eau de nope

thank you for not letting me al dente

please define “career”

i don’t overthink, i overwiggle

ma’am, that’s a no-bite buffet

sir, please un-wall

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