Nectarina of the Reef

kinda cool but lonely

weekend project: summon rain spaghetti gods

Built like a churro. Fights like a jaguar

Snack Acquisition & Hoof Logistics Lead

Make dinosaurs weird again. Paleo-maximalism now!

Are you a full moon? Because I lose control around you!

The Bark Side of Monday!

Sauron’s got that eye for design

chaotic neutral

How many fonts does it take to lock a door?

you jog, I log off

slay calm and carry spoon

Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling

Hidden Messages in IKEA Manuals