career goal: full-time sleeper with part-time excuses

undercover reader on duty

love wasn’t lost. it was eaten

went to nap, woke up in 3024

golden recycler

accidentally impressed

comfort zone

loaf it or leave it

cardio is for people with functioning life choices

retired

when reality needs a filter, not glasses

i fear nothing except finishing this book

when true love is just two people and too many dogs

Carbroach

my bank account felt that slice

Join the conversation