When reality hits and dinner is still missing!

Fear me! In about 30 minutes, I’ll arrive!

Eggs-actly what my cat predicted!

Hope my messenger pigeon will find you

cute gelatin with dreams

Fingers shouldn’t be this dramatic

Great, another thing I have to peel

A bold statement in fur-mal wear

It’s not lazy, it’s minimalism

me: it’s like ba dum dum WAHHH, google: no results.please cry again

certified good boy

herbs… not hearse!

we thought the rats were good staff

serving cold soup energy all day

not over it, just overwatering

RIP+In+Peace%2C+god+fearing+young+man.
RIP In Peace, god fearing young man.
We+already+have+a+Peter%2C+Pete%26%238230%3B
We already have a Peter, Pete…
And+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+me+to+think+of+you+as+some+sort+of+doctor%26%238230%3B%3F
And you’d like me to think of you as some sort of doctor…?
I+should+really+stop+picking+my+knose.
I should really stop picking my knose.
Join the conversation
Luna%5Br%5Dcy%21
Luna[r]cy!
Have+a+Friday.
Have a Friday.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+not+get+carried+away%2C+birb.
Let’s not get carried away, birb.
The+many+faced+doge.
The many faced doge.
%2Agoes+postal%2A
*goes postal*
Star+Wars+knew%26%238230%3B
Star Wars knew…
How+to+make+a+friend.
How to make a friend.
WW1+facial+reconstruction%2C+circa+1916.
WW1 facial reconstruction, circa 1916.