Waiting for them to adopt me

No photos, please. My agent will call you

“Arctic Tundra” inside a “Toaster Oven”

Laundry today, jewelry tomorrow

The box that launched a thousand purrs

The toaster better have four slots for this risk

finally someone to share the ball with

just trying to square up

oh noooo!

motivation just leaked

“ok, I’ll remove everything”

‘happy little accident’ with crackers

I’m ready to join this silent judgmental circle

Pineapple fans, I’m sorry for everything I said

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