Eyelash Inequality

Extrovert Aspirations, Introvert Realities

McCrow

from mrs. to mystical

Unidentified Fiber Object

root-mates

leaf it to him

cuddle swarm

abra-cardi-bra

sharp as a dad’s wit

the fox and the faux

feeding frenzy, Florida style

delivery by X marks the spot

self-control

quiet, but fierce

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A penny for your thoughts…
Going+to+the+store.
Going to the store.
How+I+think+I+look+in+the+water.
How I think I look in the water.
The+majestic+recorder.
The majestic recorder.
Join the conversation
Dwilight.
Dwilight.
What%3F%21
What?!
Hate+when+that+happens%26%238230%3B
Hate when that happens…
Watched+this+for+a+few+hours%26%238230%3B
Watched this for a few hours…
Words.
Words.
Accurate.
Accurate.
All+the+puns%21
All the puns!
It%26%238217%3Bs+true.
It’s true.