too shy to talk, too bold to tweet

bathroom border control, meowager approved

just another peaceful burnout

attitude sharper than the axe

6 billion years? better start preparing now!

one selfie away from buying a kayak

every cuddle’s a gamble

from “vibe” to “values”

culinary quantum mechanics

leave no web behind

“we don’t sing for free anymore, sweetheart”

Barefoot & Unbothered Spa

feline lava

don’t

when the wifi’s weak but confidence strong

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