my inner child just sat up and clapped

Second breakfast, first blood

★☆☆☆☆: would not relive

That delivery guy has seen things.

somewhere between Batcave and buffet

congrats! you’ve won a micro-vacation!

folgers in the brain fog

recruitment ritual for Bird Society

100% sure I need an adultier adult

none shall paws

love at first freight

Bite vs. spite

Lord Fluffington, destroyer of vacuums

Get paid for knowing things you shouldn’t admit publicly

me vibing, then boom! …survival

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