hand cramp

purrfect care

focus-scope

branch of honor

bark-ier

brain fog firewall

florida mode

chick-Inn

Snoozinator 3000

Seanana

Kid A (after Radiohead’s Kid A-perfect for a firstborn!)

armed with potassium

vibes under investigation

Even hell said ‘nah

grammar with side-eye

This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.
This+is+actually+the+saddest+picture+on+the+internet.
This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.
Join the conversation
1999+was+a+good+year+for+Google.
1999 was a good year for Google.
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
The+problem+with+being+a+fatalist%26%238230%3B
The problem with being a fatalist…
Look+what+I+found%26%238230%3B
Look what I found…
Coyotes+on+the+bus%26%238230%3B
Coyotes on the bus…
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
I+would+watch+this+documentary.
I would watch this documentary.