why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

royale burrito with cheese

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

the power of positive affirmations

bring back the cats!

this is how i became the fun uncle

the more you drink, the more political you get

jurassic park holiday special

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

may the comedic force be with you

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

there’s a reason fans follow my page

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