sometimes that’s all you need though, tbh

My body is ready.

My body is ready.

Back-to-back photo shoots, actually.

Back-to-back photo shoots, actually.

Flip a coin, Bertie.

Flip a coin, Bertie.

Steve Carell is a cryptid, apparently.

Steve Carell is a cryptid, apparently.

Life, potentially.

Life, potentially.

You say technicality, I say tonchnocoloty.

You say technicality, I say tonchnocoloty.

Kittens in bananas are missing their pajamas.

Kittens in bananas are missing their pajamas.

The Devil’s Bridge in Ceredigion, Wales, is made up of three generations of bridges.

The Devil’s Bridge in Ceredigion, Wales, is made up of three generations of bridges.

You’ve just been Wonked

You’ve just been Wonked

One of them is not a crook.

One of them is not a crook.

Lobster fights are an acceptable first date, allegedly.

Lobster fights are an acceptable first date, allegedly.

Timmy Testosterone only on Nick @ nite after hours.

Timmy Testosterone only on Nick @ nite after hours.

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Check out my new RAM Truck…

Check out my new RAM Truck…

It eats the frijoles.

It eats the frijoles.