always suspected bert was real, now just need to find ernie

modern fashion

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

asking the important questions today

still wonder why women live longer than men?

sometimes nothing is everything

better safe than life in prison

now that he has cappy literally everyone

so evil i’m boring

very on brand

Disney has officially gone too far with their reboots of classic franchises

nothing to see here, just a grizzly bear racing a car on the side of the road

and the winner is – “plants need 3 things: water, light, and some sole”

honorable mention:

“No laces, Forgetmeknots”

“These boots weren’t made for walkin'”

“While the spontaneous combustion had been alarming… the flowers were a nice surprise”

an in development GTA VI was leaked and the internet understandably lost its collective mind

you name your cat bessemer what do you expect to happen?

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