wait, there’s a book?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

popsicles

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

dinner and show

dinner and show

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

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