have you tried turning off then turning it back on?

it was the best of times. it was the worst of times. and then the murders began

not even my future selves can stop me

pheasants and their enemies

get cultured

do men ever shut up?

draw 4

stick to potato chips

squirrels love yahtzee

all looks like lasagna to me

and then i get kicked out immediately

i am a beautiful centipede

figure escaping

wait until he starts talking about his hipaa rights

your dad has hair